• 23Jan

    Caregiver/House Manager in Vancouver

    Family in Vancouver looking for someone with lots of experience running a busy household professionally. You need to be fast, smart, a quick learner and very independently able to manage your time. You need to be a driver with a car (and a clean driving record). You need to be technology savvy(need to know how to E-mail, text, Google) and be able to do the following:

    1. Lots of food preparation and cooking
    2. Food shopping.
    3. Laundry
    4. Cleaning projects in the home
    5. All kinds of basic life errands – taking clothes to dry cleaner , delivering things, buying things for the house.
    6. Using the internet to get locations and ideas for resolutions of household issues
    7. Driving elderly parents to children periodically to various appointments
    8. Organizing papers and items in the house.
    The job is from 8:00am to 5:00 pm during the week.
    if you are interested please provide us with a resume and letter explaining your background and experience and a minimum of two references from people who you’ve worked with for a long time.
    Contact: info@paragonhomecare.ca

  • 05Sep
    Categories: Jokes Comments: 0

    ‘THE PARKING TICKET’
    The other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So my wife called him a s..t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Quebec license plate.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age…..